For those who speak fluent keyboard shortcuts, this tee says it all: ALT+F4 Is My Love Language. Clean and minimalist, it’s the perfect inside joke for coders, gamers, sysadmins, and anyone who believes that closing windows is the purest form of affection. Comfortable cotton makes it a great fit for casual wear, long gaming nights, or office days when your patience has already expired. Subtle, witty, and tech-savvy—this shirt is geek romance in its truest form.