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Have You Tried Turning It Off and Crying? (min)
When rebooting fails, tears are the backup plan.
$20.00
This minimalist tee delivers tech support wisdom with a darkly funny twist: Have You Tried Turning It Off and Crying? Clean text-only design makes it subtle enough for everyday wear, but every IT pro, coder, and helpdesk hero will get the joke instantly. Whether you’re stuck debugging, patching, or just surviving another endless Zoom meeting, this shirt keeps you comfortable while broadcasting your shared suffering. Witty, relatable, and perfectly understated—it’s the ultimate “been there, debugged that” tee.
Size | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|
Sleeve Length (inches) | 15 ¾ | 17 | 18 ¼ | 19 ½ |
Body Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 |
Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ |