I Break Things So You Don’t Have To

Breaking things is an art—and in cybersecurity, it’s a job description. This I Break Things So You Don’t Have To tee celebrates penetration testers, red teamers, and anyone whose job is to smash systems before the bad guys do. Featuring a bold cracked-screen design, it’s a reminder that sometimes the best defense starts with a little controlled chaos. Made for comfort during long test sessions or late-night report writing, this shirt is perfect for conferences, classrooms, or casual Fridays at the SOC. Wear it proudly—because if you’re not breaking it, you’re not securing it.