I Break Things So You Don’t Have To (min)

Straightforward and sharp, this minimalist I Break Things So You Don’t Have To tee captures the core of ethical hacking in one clean line. With no graphics—just pure text—it’s perfect for security testers, red teamers, and IT pros who know that sometimes breaking things is the best way to protect them. Comfortable and understated, it works in the office, at cons, or during long late-night test sessions. Subtle enough for everyday wear, but every cyber pro who reads it will nod in agreement.