Keep Calm and Patch On (min)
Because unpatched systems are the real zero-day stress.
$20.00
This Keep Calm and Patch On tee puts a cybersecurity spin on a timeless slogan. Clean, text-only design keeps it sleek while delivering a clear reminder: patching is the first line of defense. Perfect for sysadmins, SOC analysts, and IT teams who live by patch cycles and vulnerability alerts. Comfortable cotton makes it ideal for long workdays, late-night updates, or casual Fridays at the office. Calm, collected, and secure—this shirt says what every cyber pro knows: patch or perish.
Size | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|
Sleeve Length (inches) | 15 ¾ | 17 | 18 ¼ | 19 ½ |
Body Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 |
Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ |