From Mordor to the motherboard, this One Click to Rule Them All (And Infect Them) tee is a perfect mashup of geek culture and cyber reality. Featuring a wizard silhouette paired with the dreaded cursor click, it’s a reminder that one careless click can unleash chaos across kingdoms—or networks. Comfortable cotton makes it wearable for movie marathons, security conferences, or your next tabletop session. Whether you’re a sysadmin, Tolkien fan, or just someone who respects the dark power of phishing emails, this shirt is a legendary addition to your collection.