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Packets Don’t Care About Your Feelings
Because the OSI model doesn’t have a feelings layer.
$20.00
In the world of networking, there’s no room for feelings—only routing tables. This Packets Don’t Care About Your Feelings tee is a hilarious, brutally honest reminder that data doesn’t bend to human drama. Featuring a clean, bold design with a no-heart symbol, it’s perfect for network engineers, cybersecurity pros, and anyone who lives life at layer 3. Crafted for comfort, this shirt keeps you cool whether you’re troubleshooting latency, teaching TCP/IP, or explaining (again) that “the internet is not down.” Wear it with pride and let the world know: packets care about delivery, not emotions.
Size | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|
Sleeve Length (inches) | 15 ¾ | 17 | 18 ¼ | 19 ½ |
Body Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 |
Body Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ |