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Packets Don’t Care About Your Feelings (min)

Because TCP/IP doesn’t care about your drama.

$20.00

Straight to the point, just like the packets themselves. This Packets Don’t Care About Your Feelings minimalist tee drops the punchline in clean text-only style—no graphics, no distractions, just geek truth. Perfect for network engineers, cybersecurity folks, or anyone who thrives on logic over emotion. Soft cotton makes it easy to wear during long troubleshooting sessions, late-night labs, or casual coffee shop coding. If you’ve ever had to explain that “feelings” aren’t part of the OSI model, this shirt is your new uniform.

Size

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Sleeve Length (inches)

15 ¾

17

18 ¼

19 ½

Body Width (inches)

18

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22

24

Body Length (inches)

28

29 ¼

30 ¼

31 ¼